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Ett enkelt sätt att skicka ett paket med bajs runt om i världen.






Tänk om någon person som du hatar jättemycket.

Det måste alltid finnas någon som du inte gillar.




Men tänk om att du skulle kunna skicka ett paket med en illaluktande överraskning.

Det finns ingenting som kan ersätta uttrycket på mottagarens ansikte efter han eller hon öppnat lådan med bajs i den!


1) Välj ett djur.

Olika djur har olika typer av exkrementer - olika färg, lukt och konsistens.

2) Ge oss en adress.

Vi levererar våra paket med traditionella metoder direkt till mottagaren.

3) Välj hur vi måste svepa ditt paket.

Vanligt, traditionellt, obestämbart paket? Eller vad tycker du om elegant present förpackning?

4) Betala anonymt med hjälp av crypto-mynt.

Använd Bitcoin, Litecoin, Dogecoin eller andra mynt för att skydda din identitet och förbli anonym.

1) Välj ett djur.

Olika djur har olika typer av exkrementer - olika färg, lukt och konsistens.


2) Ge oss en adress.

Vi levererar våra paket med traditionella metoder direkt till mottagaren.


3) Välj hur vi måste svepa ditt paket.

Vanligt, traditionellt, obestämbart paket? Eller vad tycker du om elegant present förpackning?


4) Betala anonymt med hjälp av crypto-mynt.

Använd Bitcoin, Litecoin, Dogecoin eller andra mynt för att skydda din identitet och förbli anonym.


Utnyttja vårt introduktionserbjudande och skicka ett paket för
$16,95   €12,95   BTC 0,05
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Goal:  Anonymously send a box with real animal manure, including a personalized note for the recipient.
Mission:  Take advantage of cryptocurrencies such as BTC, LTC and DOGE to show their potential.
Vision:  Provide sustainable shit delivery service.
Priorities:  Anonymity, reliability, awesome customer support.
Shipping:  We are based in Hong Kong, but we usually ship packages from Europe, using traditional postal services. 2nd class shipping delivery time: approx. 4-7 days in Europe, 7-15 days outside of Europe. Packages are shipped on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Price:  BTC 0.05 / $16.95 / €12.95 / £10.95. Everything included.
Privacy:  Personal information of recipients are not sold or shared in any way. We periodically delete personal data, keeping only the country for statistical purposes.
Package:  The final product consists of: paper envelope with address of the recipient and optional sticker, personalized message, contents description, sticker describing the intention and purpose of the package, and plastic box with approx. 250 grams / 9 ounces of manure.
Manure:  For marketing purposes, we call it "shit" or "poop". If fact, we use horse manure - 100% organic fertilizer. Please read information on the bottom of the page.
Customs:  If we send outside of Europe, we have to fill a simple customs form. The product is a gift for the recipient, so we mark it as a gift and we set its value to €3 - €5, which is an approximate buying price of the package and all its parts.
By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following: You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intension. Shitexpress.com's liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this website agree to release Shitexpress.com, its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.

November 1, 2014

Horse manure is a solid waste excluded from federal EPA solid waste regulation because it neither contains significant amounts of hazardous chemicals, nor exhibits hazardous characteristics. The chemical constituents of horse manure are not toxic to humans. Horse guts do not contain significant levels of the two waterborne pathogens of greatest concern to human health risk, Cryptosporidium or Giardia, neither do they contain significant amounts of the bacteria E. coli 0157:H7 or Salmonella. Fungus, viruses, bacteria and worms found in horses have never been shown to infect humans and are unlikely to be zoonotic. Finally, the reality is that there are very few horses, and even fewer numbers of them that frequent trails. People seldom encounter or handle horse manure. People who do have occasion to handle horse manure have never been infected by this intimate contact. Humans and other sources within the environment (e.g. wild animals and birds) with their overwhelming population numbers are far more likely than horses to contribute to human health risks.
Source: DOES HORSE MANURE POSE A SIGNIFICANT RISK TO HUMAN HEALTH? (Adda Quinn, 2001)

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